1 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,624 Nanu-nanu. 2 00:00:19,570 --> 00:00:20,850 Shazbot! 3 00:01:20,230 --> 00:01:22,214 Orson calling Mork. 4 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,548 Come in, Mork. 5 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,550 Orson calling Mork. 6 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,218 Come in, Mork. 7 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,549 Mork, activate your receiver mode 8 00:01:29,573 --> 00:01:31,540 and come in, please. 9 00:01:31,575 --> 00:01:33,875 Orson, you never call me. 10 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:35,722 What's up, sweetheart, darling, baby? 11 00:01:35,746 --> 00:01:38,558 I have something very important to tell you, Mork. 12 00:01:38,582 --> 00:01:40,882 Oh, don't tell me you've got some heavy news. 13 00:01:42,585 --> 00:01:43,763 Mork, 14 00:01:43,787 --> 00:01:44,914 I'm calling to tell you 15 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,083 you're about to have a birthday. 16 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,558 Uh-oh. My first? 17 00:01:49,593 --> 00:01:51,226 Now don't panic. 18 00:01:51,261 --> 00:01:53,105 Everything will be just fine 19 00:01:53,129 --> 00:01:54,613 if you do what I say. 20 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,080 Why'd it have to happen to me? 21 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,261 Couldn't someone else have had my first birthday? 22 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,596 Calm down! 23 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,687 Thanks. I needed that. 24 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,207 Every Orkan has to go through this. 25 00:02:05,242 --> 00:02:07,175 Mork, meet your gleek. 26 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:08,510 Gleek? 27 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:09,990 Now, on your birthday, 28 00:02:10,014 --> 00:02:11,357 you'll begin to run down. 29 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,359 You'll speed up, you'll slow down. 30 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,728 You'll have trouble talking. 31 00:02:14,752 --> 00:02:16,546 You'll act weird... uh, uh, excuse me. 32 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,370 You'll act weirder. 33 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,050 Don't shake the gleek! 34 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:22,435 You'll deactivate the chemicals. 35 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:24,042 Sorry, Your Fattitude. 36 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,205 That gleek must be in perfect working order 37 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,723 when you hit it against your head 38 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,214 to recharge yourself. 39 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,665 No problem, Your Immenseness. 40 00:02:30,701 --> 00:02:32,545 I'll guard it as if my life depended on it. 41 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,220 Mork, your life does depend on it. 42 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:36,371 Whew! No pressure. 43 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,206 Well, sir, I've got to be going. 44 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,220 I've got a new job at a place called a kennel. 45 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,559 It's populated with creatures 46 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,628 just like Venusians, only smarter. 47 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,274 Lucky you speak Venusian. 48 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,397 Ah, you bet. 49 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,744 I just can't believe it. 50 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,245 It's so good to see you again. 51 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,413 I know. 52 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,692 Three months is too long 53 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:06,351 for friends like us to be apart. 54 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,587 Did you know that if we were snails, we'd already be dead? 55 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,909 So much has happened, Joyce. 56 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,193 Yeah. 57 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:18,864 Like my name isn't Joyce anymore. 58 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:22,150 It's Rainbow. 59 00:03:23,186 --> 00:03:24,702 Do you want some coffee? 60 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,838 No, I never drink caffeine. 61 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,023 Oh, well, how 'bout a soft drink? 62 00:03:29,059 --> 00:03:32,060 Mindy, sugar is suicide. 63 00:03:32,095 --> 00:03:34,245 Can you drink water? 64 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,181 It's got fluorides in it. 65 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,833 Well, what can you drink? 66 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:40,201 Do you have a beer? 67 00:03:43,406 --> 00:03:45,785 Doesn't beer have chemicals in it, too? 68 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,609 Yeah, but after a six-pack, who cares? 69 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,562 Good point. 70 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:51,847 Mindy. 71 00:03:51,882 --> 00:03:53,915 Oh, Mork. 72 00:03:56,419 --> 00:03:57,552 Oh. 73 00:03:57,588 --> 00:03:59,888 Hi, other person. 74 00:04:01,591 --> 00:04:03,636 Mork, I want you to meet my good friend, Rainbow. 75 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,737 Rainbow, this is Mork. 76 00:04:04,761 --> 00:04:06,161 Oh, and double it. 77 00:04:06,196 --> 00:04:08,213 Nanu-nanu. 78 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,498 I like him already. 79 00:04:10,534 --> 00:04:14,302 You know, I get so tired of that hippie handshake, you know, 80 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,020 and those people who keep saying 81 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,190 the same boring clichés. 82 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:20,826 So, by the way, 83 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:21,893 what's your sign? 84 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,747 I think Mork's a moon child. 85 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:28,283 Oh, come on, Mindy, you know moon children are only this big 86 00:04:28,318 --> 00:04:30,438 with mold on their heads and terrible acne. 87 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,717 Oh, how'd your first day at the kennel go? 88 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,386 Oh... I don't know why 89 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,655 they call it work, it was so easy. 90 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,890 They told me to take the dogs for a walk, and I could see 91 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:44,048 they could walk by themselves, so I let them out. 92 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,117 I told them to be back by midnight. 93 00:04:47,904 --> 00:04:49,849 Mork, they'll never come back. 94 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,793 Oh, yes, they will. They promised. 95 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,904 Well, Mork, you might as well not go back to work 96 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,594 at the kennel tomorrow. 97 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,047 He's been having a hard time finding a job. 98 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,393 Really? Mm-hmm. 99 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:02,317 Well, you know, I run a health food store, 100 00:05:02,352 --> 00:05:04,152 and I've been looking for a revolutionary 101 00:05:04,188 --> 00:05:06,822 moon child stock boy. 102 00:05:06,857 --> 00:05:08,456 How would you like to try it? 103 00:05:08,491 --> 00:05:11,193 Whoa. Does a Martian have eight legs? 104 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,891 Whoa. I still respect you. 105 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,523 Ah, none for you until you finish 106 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:32,848 that bologna sandwich I gave you the other day. 107 00:05:32,883 --> 00:05:36,351 When I think of all the starving plants in Asia. 108 00:05:36,386 --> 00:05:38,686 What? You don't eat meat? 109 00:05:38,722 --> 00:05:41,022 Oh, you're a humanitarian. 110 00:05:41,058 --> 00:05:43,036 What? Then I'll fix you a salad next time. 111 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,804 Oh, sorry. Might be somebody you know. 112 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:55,036 Shh. Shh. 113 00:05:55,071 --> 00:05:56,204 There's the phone. 114 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,717 Shut up! I know what it was! Give me a chance! 115 00:05:57,741 --> 00:05:59,385 I don't know who that is. Get him off. 116 00:05:59,409 --> 00:06:01,543 Whew! I'm okay. I'll get it. 117 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:04,812 Everybody off! Everybody off! 118 00:06:06,683 --> 00:06:07,665 Hello. 119 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,751 Good-bye, hello, good-bye. 120 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,837 Jive turkey. 121 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,171 I know. I need my recharge. 122 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,556 I need my gleek. 123 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,177 Gleek, gleek. 124 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,845 Ah. Whew! 125 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,847 Oh, my little gleek. 126 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,517 Gleek, don't fail me now. 127 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,855 What's wrong, are you dumb? Hmm? 128 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,525 No, it's not time to recharge yet. 129 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,026 I've got two more hours. 130 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,795 I'd better set my watch. 131 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,880 Ankle watch, set, set. 132 00:06:38,915 --> 00:06:40,393 Ankle watch still ticking. 133 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:42,850 Gleek, I can't let you out of my sight today. 134 00:06:42,886 --> 00:06:45,126 If I do, I'd be up the Milky Way without a paddle. 135 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,259 Mindy, get the phone. 136 00:06:51,294 --> 00:06:54,546 I told her. Be quiet! 137 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,882 Hello? 138 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,299 There's nobody there. 139 00:06:58,334 --> 00:06:59,412 Same thing happened to me. 140 00:06:59,436 --> 00:07:01,269 Phone again. 141 00:07:01,304 --> 00:07:02,487 Shut up! I heard it! 142 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,823 Get at the phone. I will! 143 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,675 Listen, dirtball, I've had it up to here with you. 144 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:13,665 Oh, yeah? 145 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,501 To you, too. 146 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,937 Mork, will you stop kidding around? 147 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,166 What's that? It's a rope. 148 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,506 What's it for? 149 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,141 Well, it serves a very important purpose. 150 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:27,061 I can't remember what for, though. 151 00:07:27,097 --> 00:07:28,496 Are you all right? 152 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,481 I think so. I had trouble sleeping last night. 153 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,350 I tossed and turned, which is not very easy, 154 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,846 considering I sleep hanging from a bar. 155 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,288 Well, if you're tired, why don't you go crash for a while? 156 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,483 I'm not into pain, but I think a nap will do. 157 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,783 Mindy! What? 158 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,801 Mindy, I remember what the rope is for! 159 00:07:55,825 --> 00:07:56,807 Oh. 160 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:57,792 It's an old Orkan custom. 161 00:07:57,827 --> 00:07:59,338 You see, when we want to remember something, 162 00:07:59,362 --> 00:08:00,456 we tie a rope around our neck. 163 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,141 Oh, we do the same thing, except we tie 164 00:08:02,165 --> 00:08:03,642 a little string around our finger. 165 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:07,485 Oh, on Ork, that's how we used to hang cattle rustlers. 166 00:08:10,673 --> 00:08:13,374 Well, terrific. Now, what were you supposed to remember? 167 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:17,145 Mm... I can't remember. 168 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:18,324 I forget. I... 169 00:08:18,348 --> 00:08:19,659 I bet I know. What? 170 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:21,483 Today's your interview at the Vitamin Vendor. 171 00:08:21,518 --> 00:08:23,151 Oh, thank you. 172 00:08:23,186 --> 00:08:25,665 Now I don't have to get ring around the rope. 173 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:27,155 That's something very important. 174 00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:28,490 Thank you for reminding me. 175 00:08:28,525 --> 00:08:31,526 I know it's important to you, so good luck. 176 00:08:33,863 --> 00:08:36,564 Mork, don't do tricks like that at your interview. 177 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,666 I'll see you later. 178 00:08:37,701 --> 00:08:39,817 You can count on me. 179 00:08:41,204 --> 00:08:42,837 Ciao. 180 00:08:42,872 --> 00:08:45,340 Whoa. Something's wrong. I... 181 00:08:47,377 --> 00:08:48,676 Wait a minute. 182 00:08:48,711 --> 00:08:51,179 Either I'm sick, or I'm in Pisa. 183 00:08:51,214 --> 00:08:52,680 I'm all right now. 184 00:08:52,715 --> 00:08:54,015 Hold on, I must be sick. 185 00:08:54,051 --> 00:08:55,516 Let me see. 186 00:08:55,552 --> 00:08:58,569 No fever. 187 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:00,549 Wish I could remember what I'm supposed to do. 188 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,041 Play back old tape. 189 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,126 Plants. Head back to plants. 190 00:09:05,162 --> 00:09:07,028 Plants are the clue. 191 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,307 You still haven't eaten that bologna sandwich 192 00:09:08,331 --> 00:09:09,564 I gave you earlier. 193 00:09:09,599 --> 00:09:10,976 Now, you've got to eat so you can grow up 194 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,135 and be big and strong like your father, Fern. 195 00:09:14,171 --> 00:09:17,138 Wait! Food! Food. Gleek. 196 00:09:17,174 --> 00:09:18,473 Gleek! Ah, thanks. 197 00:09:18,508 --> 00:09:21,142 Oh, good for you. 198 00:09:21,178 --> 00:09:23,289 Oh, if I forgot my gleek, that'd be a disaster 199 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,646 if I fail to recharge myself. 200 00:09:24,681 --> 00:09:26,814 If I don't recharge, I might slow down, 201 00:09:26,849 --> 00:09:28,316 I speed up, my memory goes. 202 00:09:28,351 --> 00:09:30,652 I slow down, I speed up, my memory goes. 203 00:09:30,687 --> 00:09:31,986 Wow, déjà vu. 204 00:09:32,021 --> 00:09:34,372 I feel like I've been here before. 205 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,169 I wish I could remember what I'm supposed to do. 206 00:09:36,193 --> 00:09:38,004 God, I got to remember. What am I talking about? 207 00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:40,228 I don't know. Give me a chance. You signed the contract. 208 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,249 Ha, ha, ha. You're not going to get me 209 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,051 with that old phone trick. 210 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,388 Come in. 211 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,879 Thank you. 212 00:10:02,552 --> 00:10:05,102 Thanks. My violin sounds a lot better now, Mrs. Hudson. 213 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,854 Well, I knew it would 214 00:10:06,889 --> 00:10:10,191 once I shook your pet turtle out of it. 215 00:10:10,227 --> 00:10:14,145 Well, the lesson's over, and I'm going to lunch. 216 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,680 Oh, enjoy it. Where you going to go? 217 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,782 That new continental cafe. 218 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,868 Oh, Chez Eddie? 219 00:10:19,903 --> 00:10:21,952 Is that place any good? 220 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,215 Of course. 221 00:10:23,239 --> 00:10:26,541 All the French truck drivers eat there. 222 00:10:26,576 --> 00:10:28,543 Well, I guess I have to hang around here. 223 00:10:28,578 --> 00:10:30,695 My mom doesn't pick me up for another hour. 224 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:34,933 Really? Well, I'll give you a ride home. 225 00:10:36,485 --> 00:10:37,885 Okay, on one condition. 226 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,173 This time, you don't pop any wheelies. 227 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,110 So long, folks. 228 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,394 Okay, have a nice lunch, Gram. 229 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:51,132 Your grandmother is always out to lunch. 230 00:10:57,607 --> 00:10:59,585 Mork, what are you doing here? 231 00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:01,075 I thought I had an interview. 232 00:11:01,111 --> 00:11:03,189 You do, at the Vitamin Vendor. 233 00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:04,678 I don't feel too well, 234 00:11:04,714 --> 00:11:07,348 especially when I left the house. I... 235 00:11:07,383 --> 00:11:08,527 Well, you look fine now. 236 00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:10,184 Well, it comes... 237 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,552 and goes. 238 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,534 Are you all right? Oh, certainly I'm all right. 239 00:11:15,558 --> 00:11:19,193 Pull! 240 00:11:19,229 --> 00:11:21,595 Daddy, I think he might need a doctor. 241 00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:23,542 Uh, he's asleep standing on his feet. 242 00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:24,866 Is that normal for him? 243 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:28,136 Not at all. Normally, he sleeps hanging from a bar. 244 00:11:28,171 --> 00:11:30,537 Charley, I could've been a contender. 245 00:11:30,573 --> 00:11:31,873 ♪ Feelin' good now ♪ 246 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,207 ♪ Punchin' meat now ♪ 247 00:11:33,243 --> 00:11:35,810 ♪ Suckin' eggs now. ♪ 248 00:11:38,414 --> 00:11:40,226 You know something? I think you're right. 249 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,727 I-I'm going to go get that doctor. 250 00:11:41,751 --> 00:11:42,895 He's out here in the mall. 251 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,714 I'll be right back. Good. 252 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,081 Mork? Huh, what? 253 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,072 Whoa, who took my bones? 254 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:50,720 Oh, your foot's ringing. 255 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,738 I'll get it. Don't answer it. They'll just hang up. 256 00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:55,730 It's your ankle-watch. 257 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:56,926 What's this piece of paper? 258 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,549 Must be a footnote. 259 00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:07,007 It says, "Dear Mork, just a reminder. 260 00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:08,354 "If you don't use your gleek, 261 00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:09,855 "you'll be dead in one hour. 262 00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:11,546 Love Mork." Whoa. 263 00:12:11,581 --> 00:12:13,548 Oh! 264 00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,019 Mork, what's a gleek? 265 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,008 I don't know. 266 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,454 Well, what did you mean when you said 267 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,955 you were going to be dead in one hour? 268 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,913 I don't know. I heard that somewhere, though. 269 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:29,914 In that note. 270 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,093 Why did you write that note? 271 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,083 What note? 272 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,084 Oh. 273 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,319 This note. Look, it's in your own handwriting. 274 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,549 I'm going to be dead. 275 00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:40,308 Oh, I miss me. 276 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,010 Oh, no, I'm gonna die. 277 00:12:42,045 --> 00:12:43,911 Heavy sigh. Anxiety. 278 00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:46,614 Anger mixed with inner turmoil. 279 00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:47,826 Oh no, I'm seeing my whole life 280 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,996 flash before me. 281 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,054 No big deal. 282 00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:54,100 I've got so much to do. 283 00:12:54,124 --> 00:12:55,534 There's only an hour left. Wait. 284 00:12:57,627 --> 00:12:59,838 Wait. At last, a cure for acne. 285 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,140 I'd like to thank the Academy. 286 00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:02,908 No one helped me get this award. I... 287 00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:04,265 Mork, what are you doing? 288 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,278 I've only got an hour left, Mindy, and I... 289 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,386 I want to reach for all the gusto I can. 290 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,720 Oh. 291 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:13,307 Mork, oh. 292 00:13:13,342 --> 00:13:15,638 Oh, if only there were an hour and ten minutes. 293 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,762 Oh. 294 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,632 Mindy, what are you doing after the funeral? 295 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,951 Oh, Mork, stop. 296 00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:24,146 No, don't stop me now. 297 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,481 I'm full of real zest for life! 298 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,305 Oh. 299 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,473 Listen, sit down. 300 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,873 Daddy went just across the mall. 301 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,642 He's getting a doctor, so... 302 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:32,643 Why, is he sick? 303 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:33,678 No, you're sick. 304 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,678 Oh, I can't be. 305 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,125 I've got to go to that interview. 306 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,315 Forget that interview. 307 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,283 Forget what? 308 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,463 Here he is. 309 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,619 Oh, good. 310 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,123 Hi, there. I'm Dr. Ducky. 311 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,426 Where's my little patient? 312 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,012 That is not a child. 313 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,781 What kind of a doctor did you say you were? 314 00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:55,361 I'm Dr. Benton Phillips, 315 00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:56,612 uh, pediatrician. 316 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,586 It was either him or the foot doctor. 317 00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:00,021 Oh, no. 318 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,283 Don't worry, Miss. 319 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,657 I am a professional. 320 00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:04,954 I'll just take his temperature. 321 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,895 Open for Mr. Mercury. 322 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:11,382 You die, bwana. 323 00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:18,951 What do you think's wrong with him? 324 00:14:18,975 --> 00:14:20,653 Well, he's obviously very hyperactive. 325 00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:22,743 And somewhat sluggish. 326 00:14:25,582 --> 00:14:26,725 63 degrees. 327 00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:28,749 That's not possible. 328 00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:35,839 What's that? 329 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,102 Oh, it's Benny the Bunny 330 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,537 and his magic stethoscope. 331 00:14:38,561 --> 00:14:40,339 I use it on the children. 332 00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:41,506 But don't worry, 333 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:42,908 it works just like a real one. 334 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:47,585 You see what I mean? 335 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,402 Either I have a defective bunny, 336 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,537 or this man's heart has stopped. 337 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,212 Mindy, I guess it's time we told him. 338 00:14:58,248 --> 00:14:59,592 Daddy, we can't. We pro... 339 00:14:59,616 --> 00:15:01,599 Well, we have to, Mindy. It's his life. 340 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,601 Tell me what? 341 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,847 Doc, well... 342 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,116 You see, Doctor, he hasn't been here long. 343 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,472 He's a... 344 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,788 He's an alien from another planet. 345 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,358 Let me get this straight. 346 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,626 You're trying to tell me 347 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,195 that I have been examining a man 348 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,385 with no heartbeat 349 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,599 who has a temperature of 63 degrees 350 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,567 and comes from another planet, hmm? 351 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,874 You got it. 352 00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:28,521 I've got no time for practical jokes. 353 00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:30,723 I don't know how you tampered with my instruments, 354 00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:32,858 but my Mr. Mercury and my bunny were working 355 00:15:32,882 --> 00:15:34,915 before I came here. 356 00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:38,119 And nobody makes a fool of Dr. Ducky. 357 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,373 Daddy, what are we going to do? 358 00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:49,096 Oh honey, now take it easy, take it easy. 359 00:15:49,131 --> 00:15:50,598 Everything is going to be all right. 360 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:51,715 I'll think of something. 361 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,280 Well, I guess the only thing left is... 362 00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:55,647 we'll just call an ambulance. 363 00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,183 See, I told you I'd think of something. 364 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,383 Now honey, everything is going 365 00:15:58,407 --> 00:15:59,373 to be all right. 366 00:15:59,408 --> 00:16:00,719 The ambulance will be here 367 00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:02,676 in one minute, and don't worry about a thing. 368 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,523 They'll run through every red light in Boulder 369 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,579 to get here. 370 00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:06,758 Hello, this is an emergency. 371 00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:08,382 A man is dying. 372 00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:09,697 Yes, I'll hold. 373 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,671 Oh, no, he's gone! 374 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,850 What? That-that's ridiculous. 375 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:15,923 Where did he go? 376 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,503 Well maybe he went back to the apartment. 377 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,260 Right. Let's check it out. 378 00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:21,473 Or he might have gone to that interview at the Vitamin Vendor. 379 00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:22,796 Well, why would he go there? 380 00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:24,231 He's only got an hour to live. 381 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:25,911 Daddy, his mind isn't working right, 382 00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,234 and he's dying to get a job. 383 00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:29,587 Oh, why did I say that? 384 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,241 Will you look at me? 385 00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:37,578 Look, if you can't handle drugs, don't do them, okay? 386 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,166 What do you mean, I don't give a hoot? 387 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,334 It's just... 388 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,405 Oh. we'll rap later. 389 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,006 Hi, Mork. 390 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,541 Here about the job? 391 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,136 No. What are they saying? 392 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,696 I can dig your whole essence. 393 00:16:55,732 --> 00:16:57,131 I can get right into your space 394 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,333 where you're coming from and where you're at. 395 00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:00,612 Whoa. 396 00:17:00,636 --> 00:17:01,602 Is it quitting time? 397 00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:02,681 I don't feel too well. 398 00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:05,572 Maybe it's a nutrition thing. 399 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,209 Like, maybe your potassium is in an imbalance 400 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,111 with your blood sugar. 401 00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:11,578 You know, when that happens to me, 402 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,948 I go straight for a Snickers bar. 403 00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:16,117 There's a customer. 404 00:17:16,152 --> 00:17:17,551 Now I want to see you wait on him. 405 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:20,221 How long should I wait? 406 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,822 Time is money, and money is relative. 407 00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:23,390 Just see what he wants. 408 00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:25,425 Wow, reality... what a concept. 409 00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:29,363 What do you want? 410 00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:32,249 Uh, do you have any wheat germ? 411 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,417 I hope not. 412 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,970 Everybody off! 413 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:41,008 My doctor says that I need to get more iron. 414 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,309 Now, what do you suggest? 415 00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:43,345 Eat your car keys. 416 00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:49,700 Uh, do you have any clover honey? 417 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,368 Oh, I'll check, sweetheart. 418 00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:55,906 Never mind. 419 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,908 I'll-I'll just get some vitamins. 420 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,110 Um, I need some "A." 421 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,546 Aay! 422 00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,282 Uh, B-l2. Oh. 423 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,720 Too big for this store. 424 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,455 Uh, Miss? 425 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,157 I'm sorry. 426 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,294 My friend's biorhythms are the pits today. 427 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:20,464 Look, could, uh, I just have a bottle of Vitamin "A"? 428 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,200 Sure. Mork, will you go over there 429 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,302 and get the bottle with the green pills? 430 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,519 K.O. 431 00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:29,157 So, anyway, I feel that in addition to vitamins, 432 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,892 a person should get a lot of exercise. 433 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,395 Like, I'm into transcendental tennis. 434 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:37,748 Transcendental tennis? 435 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,484 Yeah, we don't believe in actually hitting the ball. 436 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,852 We just kind of relate to the... 437 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,499 Look, could you please hurry it up? 438 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,490 Okay... 439 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,272 Shut up, Amy! 440 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,574 I don't know if it was my fault! 441 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:52,830 Here's one. 442 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,699 No, no. If this is what vitamins do to you, 443 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,735 I'm going back to junk food. 444 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,754 Thanks. Come again. 445 00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:05,442 Mork, I think there's something really wrong with you. 446 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,139 Oh, no, nothing's wrong with me. 447 00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:08,128 You see, everything's... 448 00:19:08,164 --> 00:19:09,263 Oh, no. Gleeks! 449 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:11,032 Everything's brown gleeks! 450 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,017 Everything's Brown Gleeks... 451 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,819 That's my favorite Rod McKuen album. 452 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,524 Gleek! Recharge! Gleek! 453 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,824 Mork. 454 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,070 Mindy. Rainbow. 455 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,261 Gleek. 456 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,573 Oh, help me get him to the car. 457 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,741 He's really sick. 458 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,865 Okay. 459 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,603 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 460 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,706 Not the Vitamin Bender, the Vitamin Vendor. 461 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,708 Yes, that's "V" as in "vendor," 462 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,511 "E" as in "ender," "N" as in "nn-der." 463 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:42,913 Oh, I've been trying to reach you. 464 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,081 Why did you bring him here? 465 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,183 I thought you'd take him straight to the hospital. 466 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,362 He insisted on coming home. 467 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,597 He says he has to find something. 468 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,764 Something called gleek or... 469 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,255 Gleek! Gleek! 470 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,641 Oh, oh. Got him? Yes. 471 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,409 All right, let's get him to the couch. Easy. 472 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,399 Oh... Right on the couch. 473 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,101 Gleek. Need gleek. 474 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,936 We've got to find out what a gleek is. 475 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,282 Right. What time is it? 476 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,884 Uh, it-it's almost 1:30. 477 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,319 Oh! Oh! 478 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,887 If we don't find out in ten more minutes, 479 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,222 he doesn't stand a chance. Chants? On, no. 480 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,512 Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna... 481 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,125 Uh, Mork, come on now. 482 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,349 Come on, settle down. 483 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,650 Take it easy, Mork. 484 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:21,897 Mork, remember you're sick. 485 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,465 Come here. Okay. 486 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:26,390 Oh, no, there goes my sense of direction. 487 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,585 Oh, no. 488 00:20:30,112 --> 00:20:31,428 Grab him. 489 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,629 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 490 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,298 I saw this once in a TV show. 491 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,633 Oh! 492 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,168 It worked. 493 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,770 Mork, 494 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,216 you've got to help us. 495 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,251 What is wrong with you? 496 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,441 It's my birthday. 497 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,755 Oh no, it's his birthday! 498 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,762 What's wrong with having a birthday? 499 00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:49,958 I don't know. 500 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,693 What is wrong with having your birthday? 501 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:55,585 On Ork, a birthday comes only every 2,000 zymes. 502 00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,587 When it does, our bodies go shazbot, 503 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,473 and we get the gorgles. 504 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,492 Gorgles? 505 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:04,495 Are these gorgles contagious? 506 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,964 On, no. There just like what you earthlings call dying. 507 00:21:08,717 --> 00:21:10,951 Mork, you have got to tell us what a gleek is. 508 00:21:10,987 --> 00:21:12,970 Energy source. 509 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,405 Oh. 510 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,523 Recharge. 511 00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:21,361 Mork, what does it look like? 512 00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:25,210 Oh, no. 513 00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:26,744 Now his voice is going. 514 00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:28,613 Mork, you've got to tell us 515 00:21:28,637 --> 00:21:30,181 what a gleek looks like! 516 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,783 Give us a clue. How big is it? 517 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,765 I think he's trying to tell us something. 518 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,968 Yeah, I feel like I'm in a Lassie movie. 519 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,805 A-A gleek is a-a chicken? 520 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,590 It's a bald chicken. 521 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:56,730 A bald chicken. 522 00:21:56,765 --> 00:21:57,898 N-No, no. 523 00:21:57,934 --> 00:21:59,166 An egghead. It's an egghead! 524 00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:01,185 It's an egg. 525 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,386 A gleek is an egg. 526 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,121 It's an egg. 527 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,856 I know. I found an egg... 528 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,335 I found an egg on the counter this morning, 529 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,470 and I put it in the refrigerator. 530 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,911 Okay, now Mork, Mork, look, don't worry. 531 00:22:10,947 --> 00:22:14,281 After you get your gleek, your gorgles will be gone. 532 00:22:14,316 --> 00:22:16,850 I can't believe I said that. 533 00:22:16,885 --> 00:22:18,146 Mork, which one is it? 534 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,370 Yeah, come on. 535 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:24,041 Uh, gleek. 536 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,076 Oh! 537 00:22:27,162 --> 00:22:29,930 Gleek. Let me get something straight. 538 00:22:29,966 --> 00:22:32,366 He's from a more advanced society? 539 00:22:32,401 --> 00:22:34,802 Gleek! 540 00:22:34,837 --> 00:22:36,286 Gleek! Gleek! 541 00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:38,338 Gleek! Oh! 542 00:22:38,374 --> 00:22:39,985 Mork. Gleek! 543 00:22:40,009 --> 00:22:41,809 Gleek! 544 00:22:41,844 --> 00:22:42,854 Gleek! 545 00:22:42,878 --> 00:22:43,994 Gleek! 546 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,214 Mork? 547 00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:51,284 Oh, Mork. 548 00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:53,788 Greetings. 549 00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:55,533 Any calls for me while I was out? 550 00:22:55,557 --> 00:22:57,574 Oh! 551 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,335 Mork calling Orson. 552 00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:10,538 Come in, Orson. 553 00:23:10,573 --> 00:23:12,640 Mork calling Orson. 554 00:23:12,675 --> 00:23:15,375 Come in, Orson. 555 00:23:15,411 --> 00:23:17,077 Mork calling Orson. 556 00:23:17,112 --> 00:23:19,747 Come in, Orson. 557 00:23:19,782 --> 00:23:21,198 Mork calling Orson. 558 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,866 Come in, Orson. 559 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,263 Did you make it through your birthday, Mork? 560 00:23:25,287 --> 00:23:27,872 Oh yes, sir, but they threw a very strange ceremony for me. 561 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,340 You see, Mindy made me a cake, and then it caught on fire. 562 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:31,553 What did you do? 563 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:32,988 You know me, sir, semper paratus. 564 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,923 I stomped that sucker right out, boy. Ha, ha! 565 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,141 Good work, Mork. 566 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,414 Thank you, sir. 567 00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:38,877 Well, now that you're getting older, 568 00:23:38,901 --> 00:23:40,412 you're going to have to settle down. 569 00:23:40,436 --> 00:23:42,770 Since I've been on Earth, I'm not a bleemager anymore. 570 00:23:42,805 --> 00:23:44,365 Does that mean I have to get boring? 571 00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:46,974 Not boring, Mork, just more like me. 572 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,720 Well, I'd better keep having those zeppelins 573 00:23:48,744 --> 00:23:49,977 for breakfast then. 574 00:23:51,246 --> 00:23:52,408 I mean it. 575 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,892 Stop acting like a child. 576 00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:56,144 You have to start calming down. 577 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,328 Au contraire, Mon Grandiose. 578 00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,997 The dullest people on Earth are the ones 579 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,532 who think that they have to calm down 580 00:24:00,556 --> 00:24:02,668 and set a pattern for themselves as they grow older. 581 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,570 And that pattern dictates what they should be. 582 00:24:04,594 --> 00:24:06,805 It gives them very little freedom to be who they are. 583 00:24:06,829 --> 00:24:09,212 But everyone knows that as you grow older, 584 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,648 you become more serious. 585 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,826 Ah, but isn't it true, sir, 586 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,262 no matter how many years you have, 587 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,397 you have to keep just a touch of the child in you? 588 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,688 A little bit of the "mondo bozo." 589 00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:19,390 And you never feel old. 590 00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:22,259 So until next week, this is Mork signing off. 591 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:23,727 Nanu-nanu.